The only thing footballers care about more than spending money, driving cars and drinking champagne on a yaught in St. Tropez is what their hair looks like while they do it.

Whether it's the Brazilian team mocking the rest of the world's pathetic footballing skills via mutli-colour barnets, or just David Beckham experimenting with another highly-toxic shade of peroxide, ridiculous haircuts are just another part of the beautiful game.

We at Asylum think that's something to celebrate (or at least brutally mock). So let's join together in the only way we know how -- our gallery of the 50 worst footballing hair disasters.

(Did we leave someone out? Let us know in the comments.)
50 worst football haircuts