From Asylum USA: So you're already aware that Americans like bacon. That's not surprising. But do you really understand just how much they love that fatty, crispy pork product?Almost certainly not, because as Asylum USA shows, American enthusiasts can make more than breakfast with a good packet of bacon. How about bras? Lollypops? Perfume? Cocktail drinks? All possible, all disgusting.
(Nope, we've never felt more ill either.)
From Asylum Italy: On the heels of the announcement that she will have a lesbian liplock in new American show "Jennifer's Body," Italy appreciates Megan Fox.
From Asylum Australia: Megan Gale sets off our international crush alert! Our Australian friends just keep letting us know about IWWLTMLTs. (That's international women we'd like to make love to, obviously.)
