There are a few subjects for which we can't help but offer our expertise when brought up at dinner parties. They are in order: zombie LEGO, cricket beards, and French models.

Without fail, French models seems to get the best response from our guests. Perhaps it's because we always mention the absolutely stunning Noemie Lenoir, before backing up our insights with numerous photographs of the Versailles-born beauty that we always keep in our blazer pocket.

So on this, Noemie's 29th birthday, we'd like to publicly reveal our feelings for the L'Oreal and Victoria's Secret model, as well as invite her to our next suaré. We promise it won't get weird (unless you want it to).

Noemie Lenoir - Todays Crush

    wearing Swarovski embellished garments at the 12th Victoria's Secret Fashion show in Hollywood, California.

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    in "Rush Hour 3."

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    attending the 2008 Cannes Film Festival Jay-Z afterparty.

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    modeling for a Victoria's Secret fashion show.

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    in "Rush Hour 3."

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    attending the 2007 Cannes Film Festival.

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    attending the 2006 Cannes Film Festival.

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    with actress Kerry Washington at the "Synecdoche, New York" premiere at the Palais des Festival.

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    in "After The Sunset."

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    posing at the Martinez Hotel during the 61st International Cannes Film Festival.

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