This weekend's Formula One race in Monaco will mark 70 years since the first Grand Prix raced around the tiny streets of that seaside town.

For all the changes that have occurred over the decades, however, some things about Monaco will never die: there will always be yachts you can't afford in the harbour, women you can't talk to drinking cocktails you can't pronounce, and -- most importantly -- the lunatics driving the cars will always much much braver than you.

Take a look at this old newsreel of the first Monaco GP to see what we mean. For they may have been driving unreliable death machines, and there may have been idiots standing right on the pavement watching them blast by, but the heroes of 1929 would probably still beat your fastest lap in your little Renault Clio.

After the jump, check out another classic Monaco clip from 1955.