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What do you get when you mix sex and sweet wrappers? One furious father.

Simon Simpkins of West Yorkshire was picking out some fruity sour sweets for his children when he noticed something peculiar about the sweet's packaging.

"The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter," Simpkins explained. "The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face."

Simpkins was so outraged by this "pornographic" discovery that he got into a heated exchange with the shopkeeper. A spokesman for Haribo, the German company that makes the candy, confirmed they like to have "fun" with their wrappers.

We were about to dismiss Simpkins as an out-of-touch crank until we saw another of Haribo's wrappers -- this one of two cherries servicing Mr. Lime. A lime and a lemon is one thing, but that one's just perverse.