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Despite being branded some of the world's worst lovers in a survey of over 15,000 women, us Brits will no doubt be able to find some consolation in the fact German men are even worse.

Women from 20 countries were asked to give their verdict on the bedroom abilities of men from around the world, rating their performance and giving reasons for their scores.

Germans took the dubious honour of topping the 'world's worst lovers' chart with women claiming they were "too smelly". But they were closely followed by English men who were said to be lazy.

Other poor performers were Sweden (too quick), Holland (too dominating), Wales (too selfish) and Scotland (too loud) -- though the Scottish men were probably just shouting about needing bigger condoms. At the other end of the scale Spanish, Brazilian and Italian men were voted the best in the sack.

Some of the women quizzed said they took the 'research' very seriously and spent weeks gathering a good comparative sample of men... all in the interests of science you understand.