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We've all done it -- woken up after having had too much to drink, looked down at our legs and seen a six-inch tattoo of a penis where your clean, normal skin used to be.

Well, maybe not. That x-rated doodle is exactly what confronted one Swedish chap who woke up recently after too much vodka.

The 27-year-old, identified in the original story only as Joel, had been on a night out in Umeå, northern Sweden, when he noticed a friend's tattoo of a mustache on their finger. After downing an entire bottle of vodka he announced his intention to get one as well.

Fortunately a tattoo artist was sitting nearby who said he would be more than happy to ink Joel's body, providing he was given free-reign in his doodling -- which should have set off alarm bells, really. Joel then jumped into a cab with the smutty minded tattooist who proceeded to draw the six inch penis complete with four (!) hairy balls on his leg.

Despite being confined to a life of long trousers Joel says he feels no animosity towards the tattoo artist. His girlfriend however, may have a slightly different opinion.