Face it, keyboards are disgusting and would probably need to be hosed down even if we didn't use them as a dinner table and napkin for chili pittas. Vioguard knows this and has introduced the first self-sanitizing keyboard. It's perfect for public health settings or, at £550, the desk of affluent germophobes. When you're done Facebook chatting with your ex, the keyboard slides into its housing and gets a bath in UV radiation, killing off any bacteria from your disgusting hands.
For round two, we'd like the company to go even further, creating a self-cleaning keyboard/microwave/chilled-Coke-holder combo.







































