Would you rather -- Play for England or play Face?

This Saturday England take on the best team in the world, Brazil. In Qatar. Which may or may not be entirely to do with the FA putting money before the fans. Representing your country is one of the greatest honours a sportsman can achieve.

Similarly, being in the upcoming A-Team Movie is indisputably the greatest honour any actor could dream of.

Our question? Would you rather: Play for England against Brazil, and score the winning goal or, play the Faceman in the A-Team Movie.

Yeah we know right, it's a toughie! Find the full scenario and get in on the vote after the jump.

Play For England

It's Saturday, 2pm, plucked from Sunday league obscurity by Fabio Capello, you step out onto the pitch in Qatar in front of 10,000 traveling England fans and 40,000 other fans.

Yours is a fairytale story, okay you haven't scored the fastest ever goal, but you're England's newest media darling, but it's the football - that's all you care about.

England's only ever success against Brazil on foreign shores came in 1984 when an inexperienced Bobby Robson side managed a fine 2-0 win in Maracana, including a sensational solo effort from John Barnes .

Capello starts with you on the bench, but early in the second half Rooney picks up a knock. You're on.

The ball rolls into the dug-out for a throw in, the LED board goes up, you step onto the pitch, that England cap you'd stopped dreaming of so long ago is yours. Ashley Cole throws the ball into you, Ronaldinho is at your back in a flash, with a devilish little drag-back you slip the ball through his legs and you're storming toward the penalty area.

A flick-flack on the edge of the box puts Lucio on his arse. A dink over a sliding Kaka and you're into the box. A one-two with Peter Crouch and you've just the keeper beat, wheeling onto your favoured left peg you rattle the ball against the underside of the crossbar, bouncing down over the line. One - Nil.

The crowd are going berserk - you're a hero. But like when Brazil equalised in injury time the last time they played England in 2007 at Wembley, joy turns to despair

Back home stories about your sordid womanising past have turned the public against you, you never play for England again and no professional side will touch you, You return to your life of obscurity, with one England cap and one England goal.


Play Faceman
'
Producers of the up and coming A-Team movie realise that the actor currently lined up to play the Faceman, Bradley Cooper, the jammy sod who got all sexy with Scarlett Johansson in He's Just Not The Into You, can't actually act.

Storming around the streets of Los Angeles in a blind panic they spot you, wandering around on your holidays.

"Young man, how would you like to play Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck in the new A-Team movie."

The film coming out in 2010 also stars worst cowboy (Seraphim Falls), best ex-secret service agent (Taken), Liam Neeson and Justin "not that great" Timblerlake's squeeze Jessica Beil, who in the script Faceman gets to french kiss, like with tongues and everything.

The filming goes really well, you and Liam Neeson become good friends, he invites you to his for New Years. You and "Jessica" become buds and hang out in your London pad.

You win best newcomer at the MTV movie awards but become mired in sex-scandals from your pre-movie star life. Soon no one will touch you and you return to your life of obscurity with only your MTV spaceman and a copied DVD of The A-Team Movie.

-- We reckon we know what our readers from Wales and Scotland will be voting for...