Not much good has come of the expenses scandal, has it? Anger, resentment, distrust...

And this fab new game! A New Life in Spain is superb time killer in which you get to fling custard filled pastry at your least favourite, expenses fingered MPs.

There's a raft of parliamentary targets to pick from, including the PM Gordon Brown (bit harsh), Hazel "three properties" Blears, Jacqui "outdoor heater and a barbecue" Smith and Douglas Hogg. There's Douglas on the left, about to take a sweet one to the Ol' boat race for getting his moat cleared on exes!

Simply land 6 pies in the eyes of 6 politicians, who pop up around the House of Commons and you'll go through to the next round -- which is a, let's be honest, less exciting game of suduko. Fork out £50 and you'll also be entered into a draw for a £1 million prize to start that new life in Spain. The winner will receive a £700,000 sports bar and restaurant with accommodation on the Costa del Sol.

Granted £50 is a bit steap, but you don't have to pay to pie a politician. Simple aggression relief is absolutely gratis. Get back here Blears...