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Ever forgotten to blink? Us neither. But Japanese firm Masunaga have built glasses that remind gamers to do exactly that. Isn't blinking an involuntary action? Yes, but so is going mental of Call of Duty, and we all know which takes precedence.

Gamers will take all the help they can get to ensure that they can keep playing with zero interruptions. Inspired by this miraculous ocular blessing and always here to help, we found more items -- ranging from the ridiculous to the even more ridiculous -- that will aid you in your next gaming spree.

Keep reading to find out how you won't have to bother getting up ... for anything. After the jump.

Self-vacuuming robot cleans floors so gamers don't have to
Let's be honest --when Modern Warfare 2 players are knee-deep in Nazi zombie innards, the last thing they care about is the mess they're making trying to fit handfuls of Frazzles into their mouthes during reload animations. That's where the iRobot Roomba comes in. Don't let the name fool you: The iRobot Roomba will not malfunction and rise up against you. This self-aware sucking sweeper will hone in on living room detritus while you hone in on festering foreheads for bloody headshots. Now if only there was a way to clean yourself ...

The Kill Dot lets gamers always aim true and avoid FPS frustration
By simply sticking the Kill Dot on your TV screen, you'll be able to place your shots effortlessly and line up grenade tosses with the care-free indifference of a highway litterbug.. It's a scientific fact that killing people online makes people happy, which leads to not wanting to stop killing people online. Now you can make your online deployment last as long as an actual tour of duty, but without the bravery, courage and valour.
Hands-free thirst quenching
A favourite of over-enthusiastic particpants of "lad-culture", the beer helmet makes many shudder but for gaming it's a godsend. Switch out the alcohol with energy drinks and you can stay ass-planted until you break that record, or your central nervous system collapses, whichever comes first. And if the latter happens, well, you'll have plenty of free time recuperating in the hospital to play more games uninterrupted. The biggest worry here is what to do when your bladder has been filled to capacity as your body is racked by sugar-induced shakes. Luckily, we've got that covered.

Toilet chairs -- pee while you play!
Using the bathroom is arguably the biggest time-sink for gamers. Instead of riding their mounts to Kalimdor, many spend too much time riding the porcelain god. Enter a comfy commode. Pick up one of these bad boys from your local medical superstore, shirk the weird looks you get from your neighbors as you carry it into your home, and get ready for nonstop gaming bliss without needing to walk a few feet to empty. Add some speakers, maybe a scrotum-shaking sub woofer underneath the pot, and you've got the ultimate gaming chair.

The Privacy Scarf -- remember to try to breathe
Just when you thought you couldn't look any weirder when gaming (thanks, Nintendo Wii!), the oddly named Privacy Scarf offers to take you on a brand new journey into the wild world of making people think you have elephantiasis. This suffocating skull sock creates a unique bond between you and your portable gaming system, TV or computer monitor -- one that says to the casual observer, "My head is part of a blanket tunnel so I can pretend the only thing that exists in my miserable life is the game I'm playing right now, and if by chance I feel the need to openly weep about that sad state of affairs, I'm also good to go." You'll never want to stop playing a game after you wear this, even if that's mostly due to abject shame and the inability to look anyone in the eye ever again.