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It's Movember, people. You should be growing a moustache. If you're not, you must force your house keys into your knee as punishment. You could, after all, look like one of these nasal-rugged heroes! For those who are doing their duty and are gorwing a mo', brave. Do you look absurd? Thought so. But fear not.
Etsy designer Sally England of Michigan in the US, provides an enormous public service for the facial hair conundrum with the Mr. Moustache Pillow (£35 before export charge). The headrest is not just emblazoned with a picture of a handsome Superman lookalike: it comes with four velcro mustaches (Fu Manchu, trucker, gentleman and salt 'n pepper). This way your lady can make out with the nice man on the pillow and will just need you for activities from the neck down.
Sadly the pillow is currently sold, but if we all flood the designer with requests, she's sure to make more. And that would save countless relationships.
