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We, at Asylum, are becoming increasingly aggrieved by more a class of horrible phrases that serve no purpose. The ones which are as unnecessary as they are insufferable. Not only do statements like "no offense" and "whatever" grate on the ear, they don't transmit any kind of information, which when last we checked was the basic purpose of language.

We've listed 10 of these maddeningly superfluous additions to the English lexicon, and encourage you to use the comment section to get your revenge on any pointless phrase that makes you cringe. Enjoy (or get mad) after the jump.




10. It is what it is
This newcomer is the epitome of an ear-grating phrase that means nothing. Be gone!

9. It's all good
The inclusion of "all" only accentuates how much you don't mean what you are saying.

8. To be honest
Not only is this phrase usually followed by something best left unsaid, but it also implies everything else you say is dishonest.

7. No offense
A phrase even more insincere than it is superfluous and one which always causes offense. It may as well be replaced with "prepare to get narked off"

6. Whatever
In a recent survey, 47 percent of Americans chose this word compound as the most annoying phrase of all. Meaning you have permission to smack anyone who uses it and isn't a 12-year-old girl. Particularly if they're American, as we hold America responsible for this one.

5. Don't get me wrong
Isn't it implicit in most human communication that your intention is always to be correctly understood?

4. With all due respect
Really? Are you sure?

3. Everything happens for a reason
A completely worthless utterance that probably doubles as a vicious taunt to those who have undergone terrible hardships.

2. At the end of the day
...you will be preparing for bed. Ban this from conversation. Starting in football circles.

1. Going forward
Saying this is like announcing your next footstep.