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(The stories we simply didn't have time for. Cos we're well busy.)

So many weird clips, bizarre news stories, and peculiar features, so little time. We'd love to be serving up double-helpings of Asylumy good stuff, but there just aren't enough hours in the day.

Basically, as soon as God (pictured, left) sorts us out with another day in the week, then we'll be back with so very much more – but until then, you'll just have to make do with the insanely addictive information sugar rush that is the Asylum B-Sides.

Enjoy your video funnies and odd news hit after the jump.

How Twilight Works

Millions upon millions of women, young and old, are addicted to R-Pattz and co. It's time you understood why your girlfriend keeps asking you to go to the cinema, and you keep refusing. You do keep refusing, right? Right?

How to brush your teeth like a Spartan

Next time you're scrubbing your toothy-pegs with toothy-paste think of this amazingly bearded, angry, teeth-cleaning machine. Nothing shines whiter than Spartan-brushed teeth. No sir.

Geeky Man's Amazing Looping Rap

It's a fierce competition on the internet to find the nerdiest man alive, but this guy is definitely in the top... 10 million. Check out his amazing looping rap-cum-instrumental as he walks around his house.

New Seinfeld Clips

Seinfeld fans, rejoice! Jerry is back, with George, Elaine, and Kramer as part of the new Curb Your Enthusiam story arc, and here's the clips from the show with the gang back together again. And you thought it would never happen...

World's Crappest Photofit Drawing

Have you seen this man? I mean, have you seen a man who looks anything like this... ever? We're guessing it was drawn by the news presenter himself, with a brick of charcoal. In his fist.

Extreme Merry-go-round Testing

Tie a long piece of rope to the back of your car and a merry-go-round and drive away. As they retreat into the distance in your rearview mirror, you can watch your friend hang on for dear life – by their knee-joints.

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