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Here at Asylum, we're very busy people. Doing very important things. You know, like writing about the wonders of Stacey from Gavin and Stacey, watching maniacs backflip on Harleys and discovering YouTube's most pointless talents. You know, the usual. But in our never-ending quest to bring you the best, our massive and somewhat holey net often lets a few gems slip through. This is where the Asylum B-Sides comes in.
Highly-trained, incredibly amusing, shockingly witty, the totally fantastic B-Sides team hunts round the internet to make sure we haven't missed anything, those lovely people. So here's their findings for you this week, after the jump.
Bed Jumping Ever jumped on a hotel bed before? Of course you have, you're a human (and you've stayed in a hotel at least once). Now you can celebrate your semi-illicit bedspring-breaking activities on this blog –- snap yourself mid-air, send it in.
Bart's Blackboard The Simpsons has made more episodes than you ever though possible, but with there being so many repeats on the air it's only Bart's Blackboard that offers you a hint as to whether you might have watched this one before. And what with them being funny, someone's stuck them all on a blog. Hoorah!
Minimalist Movie / TV Posters Stylish, sophisticated, succinct... these posters would make Mad Men's Don Draper drool. Think of your favourite TV show and then think of it condensed to just one symbol – and this man's done it. One large B-Sides stamp of approval.
Placate your girlfriend with this adorable kitten
It's been causing hysterics and cooing all over the world since it went viral, but we'd be doing you a disservice if we didn't put it in our B-Sides list, so you can show it to your other half when she gets angry with you. No need to thank us, it's all part of the B-Sides magic.
Man Vs. Toddler
Finally, the question we've all not been asking ourselves is answered. It's weird, it's fantastic. Bizarrely entertaining, it contains a white man trying to rap... it's a brilliant baby-based B-Side.
The Sun takes the mick out of Apple's iPhone
Love it or hate it, The Sun is an integral part of the UK's media, serving up naked breasts, news and sports, all in a handy printed package. It now also serves up natty YouTube clips cleverly ripping it out of Apple, and for that, we salute it.
And finally, our Weird News headlines. Ready with your bongs?
(Bong!) Celebs send unknown couple wedding congratulations
(Bong!) Phone box converted into a very small library
(Bong!) Smell like Michael Jackson -- thanks to DNA perfume
(Bong!) Darlington appoints official town Twitterer



































