Top 10 Star Wars quotes that describe our sex lives

This month's silliest Internet sensation is taking place on Reddit -- and, of course, it involves "Star Wars."

One Reddit user came up with the corking idea of asking his fellow dorks to describe their sex lives using only Star Wars quotes. In just a few hours, the comments shot up (like the beam of a light saber). They currently number in the hundreds and are still going strong.

Keep reading for a list of our 10 favorites, plus some highlights that describe our own unfortunate sex lives, after the jump.

10. "You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded."

9. "Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. Oh don't worry, he'll be alright."

8. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

7. "You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled!"

6. "The force is strong with this one."

5. "Pull out Wedge! You can't do anymore good back there!"

4. "It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

3. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm ...."

2. "Back door, huh? Good idea."

1. "I can hold it ... I can hold it ... I CAN'T HOLD IT!"

Several "Star Wars" lines that appropriately sum up our own sex lives were sadly absent from the Reddit thread. We'll add them here, cringe-inducing though they are:

-- "What a piece of junk!"

-- "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."

-- "Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."

-- "We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!"

-- "I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."

OK, now that we've bared our souls, what "Star Wars" quote best describes your time between the sheets?