Torturing Santa Claus will NOT ensure you get your Blu-ray this year. Try as you might.

This is the lesson learned by Jack Bauer in a festive web mash-up video which sees the 24 hard-man interrogating Saint Nick and threatening to, ummm, cut out his eyes.

The video - which has already had more than 200,000 views on YouTube - was put together by Rebel Virals and starts with Jack (Kiefer Sutherland) walking into an interrogation room where a roughed-up Santa sits.

Bauer says he can offer Father Christmas a deal from the President granting him immunity from past and present crimes - including flying without a passport - if he can explain what he is doing in the US.

More, including footage, after the jump.


Unhappy with the answer that Santa was "delivering packages" and had been planning it all year, Jack threatens to cut out his eyes and keep cutting him till he gets the information he needs.

That's when Santa drops the bomb: "Think about what you are doing Jack, no presents for you this year. You are on the naughty list."