You might forget about them, face down in your turkey, liver-deep in your wine, covered in wrapping paper and generally having a merry good time, but politicians have Christmas too. Even the expenses-fiddling ones.

And it being Christmas, there's the matter of sending festive greetings to the great and good. There have been some clunkers over the years, some odd representations of the jolliest of seasons, awkward portraits, embarrassed children and just, well, weird ones.

Guess what? Yep, we've collected them together for you...