Behold! The ultimate Star Wars fan bed: the Millennium Falcon.

Geeks everywhere can now dream of hyperspace, shooting TIE-fighters with Chewy or, most importantly, patching up the hyperdrive with Leia, if you know what we mean. The cockpit has room for two stuffed-animal co-pilots and working headlights. You can see an entire gallery devoted to the bed on Facebook.

Here's the rub: the creator has only made one, and, despite a million offers, it doesn't seem to be for sale. Even this house doesn't have one. So this thing, sadly, is just eye candy, folks.