Do you need a new sound system to complement the new stripper pole you put in your basement? Why not the AssSpeaker, designed by Younes Daneshvar and Javad Yazdani? The system comes in three pieces, a primary, full-figured butt that is the subwoofer and control system, while two additional smaller cheeks (a left one and a right one, naturally) house the tweeters.

Best feature? Yeah, you'd think it was the fact that this Bluetooth-enabled sound system doesn't need any wires. But, really, it's this: You have to smack the subwoofer to activate it.

Sadly this banging, bootylicious system is only a concept. It's a no-brainer that there will obviously be enough demand to make these a reality.