David Cameron was feeling a bit embarrassed at the start of the week as posters of the Tory leader's massive, horrendously photoshopped head were plastered up all over the country.Within a day of the posters going up, graffiti-riddled snaps of DC were appearing in the newspapers and online, sparking a photoshop battle the likes of which we've rarely seen.
The Conservatives' poster has been subject to more reworkings and alterations than Gordon Ramsay's face (did we just go there? Hell yeah we went there). From a pirate reworking to a Father Dougal efforts, via Harry Potter. Perhaps 'Dave' isn't as popular with voters as Rupert Murdoch would like you to believe.
So for your delectation and delight we've rounded up the best of the new posters, and added a few of our own, after the break. Tell us which you like best and which you'd like to see and we'll knock'em up. Cos we're nice like that. Also if you fancy a pop at doing one yourself we've included a blank one at the bottom! Email your efforts to camerondefaced@aol.com and we'll post the best.
The original Cameron poster
Dougal Cameron
Clumsy Cameron
Correction Cameron
School boy Cameron
Dear David Cameron
Nice-but-Cameron
Nicholas Cameron
Man of the people Cameron
Needle Cameron
Harry Cameron
Kanye Cameron
Tax Cut Cameron
Posh Cameron
Gaga Cameron
Pirate Cameron
Photoshopped Cameron?
Piggy Cameron
Indecisive Cameron
Now don't say we don't ever give you anything -- here's a blank one for your efforts. Remember to email them to camerondefaced@aol.com and we'll post the best.
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Wednesday 13 January
By Jerry O'Mara
Excellent these show how Torries think especially this idiot.
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Thursday 14 January
By Gareth
Voting for the cons would be the death of this country!!! i fear for it in new labour old tories hands but in new concervative's hands god knows what we would end up doing????
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Monday 18 January
By dave
hmmm what to do !!! vote for consevative knowing we'll be worse off . vote for labour knowing we'll be worse off . vote for liberal haha they would be worse off. "oh god" were in a right pickle arn't we lol whoever we vote for the tax payer is going to pay for the damage done by polaticians < spelt wrong probably . i say doom them all vote for the bnp
Saturday 23 January
By John
Cameron might be a tad unprepossessing but, it has to be said, that the Labour Party inherited a FULL treasury when they came to power.....where is it now??? It was largely squandered even before this current financial crisis arrived...these things are not debatable, they are simple fact....ignore the facts at your peril!
Wednesday 27 January
By Mark501
What utter crap. After 13 years of Lies, Lies , Lies and more bloody Lies even Noddy and the rest of Toy Town could do a better job than Useless Labour. All they've done is Stuff this country.
Thursday 14 January
By Bob
and the country is in such a fantastic shape now?!! you jokers
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Wednesday 10 February
By lem
I agree with you Bob.
Friday 15 January
By Rodney Johnston
Well done that gave me a good laugh on a slow Friday afternoon at work the one with the bubbly, caviar and stole was a classic. Hope Conservatives do get in then the country will dislike the tories even more than the last time.
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Friday 15 January
By Rodney Johnston
Well done that gave me a good laugh on a slow Friday afternoon in the office. The one with the stole, caviar and champagne was a classic. Funny how none of these posters ever made it across the border to Scotland? I do hope the Conservatives win and will be shown as even more unpopular than the last Tory party in power.
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Wednesday 27 January
By Rod Morgan
Good God it must be a slow Friday afternoon, 3 stupid comments from the Labour HQ. Same old start just a different ending, screw the Tax payer, Nice one Labour.
Friday 15 January
By Rodney Johnston
Well done that gave me a good laugh on a slow Friday afternoon at the office. The poster with the stole, caviar and champagne was a classic. Funny how none of these posters ever made it across the border to Scotland?
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Thursday 28 January
By Robert bishop
This poster is all over dundee
Friday 15 January
By Christine Walton
I can't believe that some people have not learned the lesson of the New (Soviet) Labour Party. Those in favour must be under the age of 30. Don't you all know that everytime Labour is in power this country is bankrupt by them? This great country has been ruined by them. Stalin would be very, very proud.
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Wednesday 27 January
By brian
I can remember when Labour were in years back sky High int rates millions on the dole factories out on strike RED ROBBO ARFER SCARGILL the miners strike brickes thrown of motorway bridges at lorries for having the guts & bravery too defy the strike calls, LOOKS LIKE WE ARE ALL FORGETTING what the unions are like : strike satrike strike all the time I do not want that again thats what will happen if LABOUR GET IN!
VOTE conservative.
Wednesday 27 January
By Greg Ogden
Stalin would be proud? It was the greeedy bankers under the Capatilist sysyem that bankrupt the country - Thatcher would be proud.
Friday 15 January
By J Kaye
who remembers the Thatcher years? I do, pits closed down, steelworks closed down Unions split all utilities privatised , and now we have the son of Thatcher as he calls himself, a smiling buffoon who doesnt know his backside from his elbow, put my faith in him not on your life, I was brought up Tory and voted for them, all my life even voting for Mrs Thatcher, I then learnt common sense and voted her out, and will never vote for the tories again as long as I live , to vote for them is the death knell for this country, you have been warned
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Sunday 17 January
By kp
you did not, she was not the leader when the cons lost you mug!!! typical CH POST BY LABOUR MORON!!!!
Wednesday 20 January
By Marj LS
So you think it is good now then? After 13 years the idiots have created more people dependent on the State than any other Government in history. The education system is rubbish, kids leaving school who can't read and write, violent knife crime on our streets, anti-social behaviour because of the extended drinking hours, young women having children to several different men and a culture of generations who think it is o.k. to sit at home all day and expect to be given money while others have to do a hard days graft. Yes, that's something to be proud of Gordon.
Thursday 11 February
By peter
Wow ,there is a lot of personal agression towards others here .Whatis the point of that .I was born in 1950 so have experienced 60 years of tory and labour ,tit and tat while the country and people go to hell in a handcart.They dont really care for us you know ,I dont beleive they do ,I wish they did .Ask yourself if you would want to be responsable for 7 million people because you think you could help them and care for them and protect their values and the things they hold dear.When I was disabled at work the tories treated me like I was a criminal when I had to do throught the disablement proccess .I was 30 years old and the scaffolding collasped on me and they took my benifit away and made me craw and beg just so I could feed my children .Lead by Thatcher they distroyed every working family I knew .So now we cannot go back ever and we have a situation where they all seem the same .So maybe they with have to learn to work together as one for all the people like the rest of us in a family do .blessings peter
Sunday 17 January
By dissalusioed
The concervatives started the quangoes that they are now going to get rid of and they sold all the north sea gas overseas
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