Jonah Rocks is a drummer. He likes to drum. He's also five years old. And, needless to say, he's so much better than you it'll make you weep.So, inspired by the arrival of drumming's next big thing (in pint-size form) and with a view to a 13% slice of all future earnings, we thought we'd gather together the world's greatest musical child prodigies and put them in a 'band' - provisionally called '5ive (year olds)'. Their new song, we've decided is a cover of 'The kids are all right'.
Anyway, prepare to rub your eyes in disbelief by checking out Jonas and the rest of the gang after the jump.
David Chandler – "And just in front of him is the Captain of Funk himself, David "Double-Detention" Chandler, but rest assured, when he's not in class, he's kicking ass..."
Yuto Miyazawa – "Rocking out with his school shirt out, and, for one time only, playing with Ozzy Osbourne (no, really), widdling away to an audience of thousands is the one and only Yuto "Super-Strummer" Miyazawa, ladiesengennlemen."
Ha Youngwoong – "Bellowing out some bad-ass tunes for you tonight is the master of musical magic himself, Ha "Pitch-Perfect" Youngwoong, who's pulled a sickie from kindergarten to be here tonight!"
B-Boy Boogins Roc – "All you beat boys and all you beat girls, y'all ain't got nothing on this kid, the most brilliant pre-teenage breakdancer in the world... it's the sultan of spin himself, B-Boy Boogins Roc!"
Giuliano Stroe – "Move over Arnie, shove off Jean-Claude, because Giuliano "Fists Of Fury" Stroe, the best in baby bouncing is in the building, and he'll make sure none of you kids get on stage and distract the talent, ya hear?"
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Wednesday 03 February
By mark mallard
check out this piano playing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVg8zFILwHU
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Wednesday 03 February
By Grizzlers
You've got to admit, that baby is awesome. Jools Holland, eat your heart out!
Wednesday 03 February
By garry havlin
check out babyg open mic to see a real prodigy a 7 year old playing and singing
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Tuesday 09 February
By Naymann
Well if Michael Jackson Jimi Hendrix and numerous others could leave their footprints on the sand of time as musical heroes of enviable prodigies. They and their live experiences, represent a wealth of resources for these children to draw life changing future ensuring example from.
These children should be closely watch, prayerfully mentored but dully encourage and protected from dysfunctional self-destruct habits and companies. Their parents and management team can help them remain focus and productive by taking them through an exploratory path rather than exploitative trend.
Fame and freedom are two of the most impossible sphere of human endeavour to manage. Except we follow the path of the GRACE SUPPLIER, OWNER GIVER REFINER, PACE AND STAGE SETTER, SOUL WATCHER PURIFIER, the ONE from WHOM ALL that we are and dream to be streams from the ALMIGHTY CONGENIAL MERCIFUL GOD, all that we will ever accomplish in this flimsy moments of our earth life remains but a plummeting futile rigorous regrettable expedition.
David Chandler, Yuto Miyazawa, Ha Youngwoong, Jonah Rocks are GOD’s gift that point to the great but challenging future ahead. Proper channeling of these young lives into dynamic citizens of our wading and fading deprived culture will resound a rewarding hopeful well deserved tomorrow.
The onus is ours. Selah
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