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Cheryl Cole or a sausage roll. Decision time, people.

Facebook fans in the UK will have seen the latest phenomenon to storm though the site, a group that asks: Can this sausage roll get more fans than Cheryl Cole? The pastry snack currently has 861,363 fans and rising. And Cole? She's on 1,510,230 fans and falling!

Cheeky meat fans have uploaded prank photographs onto the site, showing the Newcastle-born Girls Aloud star pictured in a variety of poses with sausage rolls.

The founders of the group, rumoured to be a pair of 11-year-old schoolboys, also make regular announcements on the campaign's heroic progress.

One post reads: "OI, Cheryl Cole, feel the wrath of the mighty sausage roll." Amen brother!

After the jump, check out the finest (or is the weirdest?) in Facebook groupings.

Name: For those who have ever pushed a "pull" door.
Number of followers: 181,846
Best wall comment? Marissa Revard: "Today was really funny. I was at my church and I went to get something out of the sanctuary. I pushed the door (it's a pull) and rammed my face square into it."

Name: I yell at inanimate objects.
Number of followers: 73,500
Best wall comment? Heather Heyn: "I wish the microwave could perform it's "magic" a little bit faster." [sic]
Name: Physics doesn't exist, it's all gnomes.
Number of followers: 78,688
Best wall comment? Ian Harvey: "Many, many years ago when I was at art school I believed in the existence of gnomes. Indeed i was involved in the ruthless kidnapping of several "would be gnomes", but as i grew older, if not wiser, I realised that they were chemically induced and proved to be false gnomes. Bizzarely though, I do have one in captivity. i am unrelentingly cruel to him."
Name: Not being on fire.
Number of followers: 1,141,716
Best wall comment? Administrator: "Lets take a moment to move away from interweb drama and hear some stories from people that have actually been on fire. How/why did it happen? What can you suggest other people do to avoid the same fate? The person who has the best story wins... A cookie!"
Name: I Flip my pillow over to get to the cold side.
Number of followers: 983,844
Best wall comment? Angelica Tyler: "I'm cooler than the other side of your pillow!"
Name: If one million join my girlfriend will let me turn our house into a pirate ship.
Number of followers: 1,414,038
Best wall comment? Ian Stock, after 1.4 million had joined and no ship had been built: "Ship? I see no ship!"
Name: The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing "wand" to "willy".
Number of followers: 244,136
Best wall comment? Annabel Mahoney:
"You think you're so big just because you're carrying that... thing."
"What thing?" Enquired Harry, getting out his willy.
"You mean this?"
Dudley glanced at it sideways, longingly.
Name: If 1,000,000 people join this group, nothing will happen.
Number of followers: 11,931
Best wall comment? James Tallon: "If something does happen when this group hits 1 mil, I'm going to be a very saaaaad panda."
Name: Saying "ow" even though it didn't hurt, or happen to you.
Number of followers: 550,793
Best wall comment? Administrator: "I just dropped my phone and said "ow"."
Name: Well that was awkward.
Number of followers: 329,849
Best wall comment? Corey M Paige: "I fell on the bus trying to get a penny off the ground and started rolling around like a giant, awkward turtle."
Name: Getting a text as soon as you pick up your phone and feeling like Jesus.
Number of followers: 415,674
Best wall comment? Sara Elbirn: Shut up Glenn. No one wants you here."
Name: I hate it when you open your fridge and get punched by a bear.
Number of followers: 110,910
Best wall comment? Mark Tanner: "I'm keeping the door shut from now on. Try and freeze that sucker out."
Name: Drawing Lines on Football Pictures. (See image)
Number of followers: 591
Best wall comment? Jason Dodsworth: "Thanks for deleting my pictures you miserable set of b******s"
Name: Stepping on a plug is one of the worst sorts of pain you could ever feel.
Number of followers: 591
Best wall comment? Rob Gresty: "Nah... Kneeling on a marble is much worse"
Name: The "so's your face" response.
Number of followers: 76,909
Best wall comment? This debate:
Person 1: "So's your face!"
Person 2: "So's your mum's face!"
Person 3: "That's what she said to your face!"
Person 4: "Just like your mum's face!"
Person 5: "Your nan's face, more like."
Person 6: "Hi from Spain!"
Person 7: "Hi from your mum's face!"