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Here at Asylum, we're not the kind to turn up our noses to a good meal... or even a bad one. Let's face it, when times get tough, you'll eat anything - even armadillo meat in a can.

So as we've been gradually collecting our favourite tinned goods left discarded across the internet for months, we thought now was a good a time as any to unleash their freaky contents.

We've got everything you never knew could be eaten, let alone trapped in a stainless steel coffin, for you to stare at in disbelief. Even camel meat.


Canned good: Horse milk

Nuclear holocaust replacement for: Industrial glue, wallpaper paste, emulsion paint or coffee whitener

Canned good: Potted possum sauce

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Wood varnish, or fake dog excrement. Always useful in the apocalypse, fake dog excrement.

Canned good: Smoked rattlesnake

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Ropes, whips or shoelaces.

Canned good: Silkworm pupae

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Salty gobstoppers. Yummy.

Canned good: Squid

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Banana skins. Yep, they're that slippery.

Canned good: Armadillo

Nuclear holocaust replacement for: Tennis balls, paperweights. Then again, with the latter, you could just use a rock. Plenty of them in the end of the world.

Canned good: Buzzard gizzards (marinated in cream sauce)

Nuclear holocaust replacement for: Stink bombs, or another crude grenade.

Canned good: Camel meat

Nuclear holocaust replacement for: Beef. No seriously, it tastes a lot like cow. Now you know.

Canned good: Cheeseburger

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Maccy Ds. It's the closest you're going to get, alas. Oh, and don't be fooled by the "delicious" photo – it really looks like this.

Canned good: A whole cooked chicken

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:A football. A big greasy one.

Canned good: Crocodile curry

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Your local Masala Zone.

Canned good: Bacon and eggs

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Terry's café down the road. Beans not included.

Canned good: Fish mouths

Nuclear holocaust replacement for:Arrow heads, maybe? Or... false teeth?