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Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom
because if you do, girls won't sleep with you...
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Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "If you've been out and by some minor miracle managed to get a girl back to your room, when she sees this she'll this think 'am I drunk?' or worse still she'll think 'is he ugly?' Either way it's going to seriously deplete your chances of getting lucky."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "This is the kind of poster a 13-year-old puts on his door to stop his mum coming in when he's smoking Mayfair smooths out of the window, trying to convince himself he likes smoking."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "Oh no, I remember this one. Look, there's nothing wrong with smoking a bit of hash, apart from the whole 'it's illegal' thing. But you still shouldn't get off on the fact you do, as this poster suggests. Real stoners have Sartre posters because they're thinkers."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "Rainbow? It's just a bit unnerving. We've all seen that weird clip. That's all it brings to mind, clumsy innuendoes. I don't want to think of Bungle watching us, playing with his twanger."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "A Ferrari poster? Oh no. A poster of a car suggests that you think it's out of the question for you. Women don't like men who lack ambition."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "This is such a first year of uni poster. Every lad in my halls had it. They think it's dual purpose, art and 'self-gratifying material'. It's not. It's cheesy and looks like a bad Calvin Klein advert."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "Do you even remember Super Ted? Really? Think about it, do you? What was the name of the Skeleton?... Yeah it was Skeleton. But come on, does he really merit a place on your wall. There's nostalgia and then there's this. It's going too far and it's not sexy."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "Is this football posters in general right? Yeah they're no good. Obviously there is a time and a place for football, and certainly an interest in footie isn't a turn-off. Just not in the bedroom. That said, if you're going to have a poster of a footballer Ji-Sung Park is about the best you could do. It would be very funny."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "Oh dear, another door poster. What's explicit about the content of your bedroom hey? Your Thunderbirds lampshade? Your Xbox? Your tank of stick insects? Do me a favour. My fridge has got more 'explicit content'."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
Our expert says: "Grunge was amazing. As were Nirvana, but it's over now. We all need to move on. The 90s were great, but that was over a decade ago now. Come on."
Posters that you shouldn't have in your bedroom anymore
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Saturday 14 August
By sarah
My boyfriend didn't have posters but he did used to have a Simpsons douvet cover until he was 23!!!!!
(does that count? lol)
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Wednesday 18 August
By Lisa
I pretty much agreed with them all until the last one. If my boyfriend had a 300 poster with a massive pic of Gerard Butler on it beside the bed, it definitely wouldn't be turning me away...:)
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Monday 16 August
By Jazza
Yet another all men are useless and pathetic bastards article on AOL? Say it isnt so... This time we are led to believe that a woman may not wish to bear your offspring simply because you might have had one of these silly posters? Eh?
We can comment on this utter shit but dont have the opportunity to comment on any of the top news stories.
Pish!
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Saturday 14 August
By KeN61
Awwwwwww you mean Thunderbirds are not GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday 14 August
By daffy
well, i have a winnie-the-pooh poster on the back of my door and i'm 27... i like the colours :p
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