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Us futurists at Asylum UK love any sign that the 1950s vision of flying cars and moving walkways is ...
German inmate mails himself to freedom in a box
Police are sweeping western Germany after a convicted drug dealer mailed himself out of prison in a ...
Blow up trucks with Obama and Palin
Sick of the American election? Need to let off some politics-related steam? We may have the remedy. ...
Saddam's boat on sale to oligarchs, super-villains
Do you harbour ambitions of sailing around the world in a yacht once owned by a murderous dictator ...
Sale time -- winter clothes (without the bankrupcy)
Are you teetering on the brink of financial ruin, but don't want to dress like a man in those ...
'Oasis' explain experimental new record
If you haven't heard the new Oasis record yet then you may be in for a surprise. It's pretty varied ...
Defend your home with multi-use furniture
Yesterday was World Zombie Day, and once again it was marked by hundreds of bored students dressing ...
Pietersen's dream debut, Beijing wants 'greatest' games
(Our daily sports news round-up.) England (and KP) get a good start. (Telegraph) Pietersen ...
And Miss England 2008 is...
Miss England 2008 The Miss England beauty contest was held last week in London. We at Asylum were ...
Get drunk on your iPhone -- have an iPint
Apple's 3G iPhone was released on Friday, and if you weren't prepared to wait in line from 7 a.m. ...
Get down in the dirt at Boryeong Mud Fest
If you think Glastonbury is a festival of dirt then you've never been to the Boryeong Mud Festival ...
Drunk wrestling fans star in Borat spin-off
Remember when all those people got tricked into appearing in the Borat movie -- and then sued the ...
Sex in space -- has it already happened?
According to every episode of Star Trek we've seen, there is no shortage of hot women in space. ...
Woman faces jail for having sex on Dubai beach
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