Emily Mccombs
10 things you should never say to a gamer girl
There's just something about a girl who plays video games. More than any other hobby or pastime, the ...
10 things you should never say to a female poker player
US poker star Vanessa Rousso, a member of Team PokerStars Pro, has over £1.8 million in ...
Sex toys now more complex than actual sex
The fleshlight, already the creepiest of all sex toys, just got even creepier with Fleshlight ...
Robot striptease teaches us to love
From the fecund brain of some marketing wiz came the idea for the Sensis QuikStrip challenge, in ...
Dissolving bikini is sexy but poorly thought out
Some jokers over in Germany, who also peddle such novelty items as the tape-measure boxers and the ...
Proposals -- a woman's perspective
Ah, marriage. Along with Wednesday night England friendlies and beer festivals it's a subject on ...
How to survive (and thrive) in a disaster
We've been preparing for the world to end for some time. (Remember our guide to cooking in the ...
A Saved by the Bell porn spoof is coming soon
Forget the reunion, have you heard Hustler is currently filming one of their famous porno parodies ...
How to buy a vibrator with a straight face
Sorry ladies -- it's very difficult for most men not to look at a vibrator and not laugh. There's ...
Suicide Girls rock comics convention
Rumour has it our girlfriends the Suicide Girls are running around the world's most important comic ...
Baboons steal pants to fill void in life of captivity
We've read about plenty of underwear thieves in our day (like this guy and this guy and, well, you ...
Clickforeplay gives the blind the gift of porn
You've probably thought about how much it would suck to be blind. But have you ever thought about ...
Which Playboy Playmate had the hottest legs?
Though he's often overshadowed by his compatriots, the boob man and the bum man, the leg man is an ...
Undercover at Pick-Up Boot Camp
(Asylum.com's Emily sent this report from Pick-Up Boot Camp.) Last week, Lemondrop's Julieanne and I ...
Shark attack wetsuit tests sod's law
Back in the day, when men were men, if you wanted to look like you got attacked by a shark you went ...
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