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5,000 gold-plated Frank Lampard iPods to be "melted down"
Oh how different it would have been if England had won the World Cup. St George's flags would still ...
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Dopey gardeners conned into growing cannabis Elderly gardeners in Bulgaria have been conned into ...
Cheesy beer boosts sexual performance
Brewers droop. Two words guaranteed to strike fear into the 'hearts' of drinkers everywhere. ...
Wedding photographer shot after bride and groom posed with rifles
There are certain wedding photographs you see all the time, like the ones of the happy couple ...
Vuvuzela rage: Italian man opens fire near noisy bar, then drives car into it repeatedly
An Italian man was so enraged by the constant noise of vuvuzelas being blown at a local bar he fired ...
Two-headed dragon bought by freakshow
Two-headed animals terrify and intrigue us in equal measure -- which is probably why it was sound ...
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Doomed cows in dairy escape bid
We're not convinced they knew too much about their own mortality and impending early demise, but ...
Teen swaps old mobile for a Porsche
While his schoolmates were busy poking each other on Facebook, a US student has used the internet to ...
Performing parrot becomes internet smash
Oh animal kingdom, how you constantly surprise us. Sure we knew a parrot could be trained to mumble ...
'Bouquet bandit' holds up bank with a bunch flowers
A bank robber in New York has been dubbed the "bouquet bandit" after successfully carrying out a ...
Huge dead man to be buried twice -- first him, then his fat
It's a well known fact obesity can cause all sorts of health and lifestyle issues. But did you know ...
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Madrid launch audacious transfer swoop for Paul the oracle octopus
Madrid have announced they will break the transfer record for the right signing this summer. No, not ...
Lying cop caught tackling protester off bike
A lying New York cop, who claimed he was attacked by a cyclist, has been caught out -- after a video ...
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