Booze

Beer Wars -- BrewDog beaten as Dutch brewers produce new strongest beer ever

BrewDog, we love you, but your reign as the creators of the most alcoholic beer has lasted the grand ...

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Cheesy beer boosts sexual performance

Brewers droop. Two words guaranteed to strike fear into the 'hearts' of drinkers everywhere. ...

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Drinking from dead animals and failing to tell the time -- another week of Asylum

(Our weekly recap of the best from Asylum) Post of the week -- It's the world's strongest beer -- ...

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It's the world's strongest, most expensive beer -- inside a squirrel. Or hare. Or stoat.

Our old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the 'strongest beer in the ...

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10 nauseating beer names and the stories behind them

At Asylum, we appreciate cleverness and irony as much as any other website staffed by geeks. ...

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Funniest last words, deathbed witticisms

Steven Wright once said that he wished the first word he spoke was "quote." Then, right before he ...

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Those who suppress anger become violent when drunk

Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals with. Alcohol leads to violent behaviour among ...

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Booktails -- our favourite alcoholic beverages from literature

Sometimes we read things other than the Internet. Especially, when those things (aka books) make us ...

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Snooped up Glasto -- How would Snoop Dogg 'do' the world's greatest festival?

When some people need to know what to do when they're in a predicament they ask themselves: 'What ...

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10 stag do ideas you surely haven't considered... Have you?!?

It's summer gents, and with it comes stag do season. Hands up who's been roped into the ...

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British TV's hottest barmaids

We love pubs. We love their warm welcome, their lovely frothy cold beer, their delicious pork ...

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Aprons at the ready -- we bring you the 10 best barbecues in the entire world

Despite our, ahem, changeable weather, we've had a lot of sterling BBQ sunshine recently. And no ...

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Sick as a parrot -- drunk birds falling out of Australian sky

Dozens of paralytic parrots are said to have started falling from the sky near Darwin, Australia ...

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Finished -- The 5 year pub crawl

Pub crawls notoriously run out of steam after boozer number three when everyone realises they're ...

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A drinker's guide to fictional beers

Asylum loves to slip into a cool beer -- face first. Not in the office, obviously, the boss is ...

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