Games

Welcome to 'Water Wars' -- paintball for people who don't like bruises, or paint

Paintball is a lot of fun. But it's also very expensive, and if you're as clumsy as Team Asylum, ...

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Asylum's ultimate arsenal -- the best weapons from all over the gaming world

Though we're no gaming site here at Asylum, that doesn't mean we don't have an unhealthy ...

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10 stag do ideas you surely haven't considered... Have you?!?

It's summer gents, and with it comes stag do season. Hands up who's been roped into the ...

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Marisa Miller's Guitar Hero ad banned for being too racy -- see it now

We heart Marisa Miller. We really do. Just look at her and try not to heart her. One man once tried ...

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Sir King Darius claims world heavyweight bunny title -- sadly not boxing

'Sir King Darius' (not pictured, sadly) has been crowned the world's biggest rabbit, at 4"3' and 3 ...

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Game show catchphrases for use in the bedroom

Ah the humble gameshow, Mere mortals duking it out in some bizarrely formatted, elaborately ...

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Eyes down it's Carling Cup Bingo time

It's the Carling Cup final this weekend. Are you excited about it? Nah, we're not really either. In ...

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Kneel before the God of Tetris

Tetris was a cruel mistress. Incredibly moreish it had the pulling power of crack (we'd imagine), it ...

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10 things you should never say to a gamer girl

There's just something about a girl who plays video games. More than any other hobby or pastime, the ...

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Gear to play video games for way longer than is healthy

Ever forgotten to blink? Us neither. But Japanese firm Masunaga have built glasses that remind ...

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Hurl a custard pie at an MP -- it's your duty

Not much good has come of the expenses scandal, has it? Anger, resentment, distrust... And this fab ...

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Domino world record smashed in style

KA-POW! The world record for toppling dominoes has been broken! Some 4,491,863 dominoes bit the dust ...

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Pub debate -- the best gaming snack known to man

Modern Warfare 2, the biggest gaming launch of the year, lands tomorrow. Anyone feel a bout of swine ...

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Call of Duty video -- too much?

Unless you've been living in a spider hole the last few years, the "Call of Duty" series should be ...

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A geek-tastic Mario wedding proposal

One of the many problems with marriage is that you have to ask the lady in question first. Take it ...

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