Humour

Political doppelgangers, cabinet look-alikes

We all love a political look alike. Mainly because politicians are basically normal people. Well, ...

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That's a Dealbreaker -- 10 moments when you know it's just not going to work out

Whether you're out on the prowl, looking for the 'one', or just dating a few people, there are a few ...

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New Harrods owners get their £1.5 million supercars clamped

When you get clamped, it's not funny. Not funny at all. When two supercars belonging to the Qatari ...

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Poster that girls hate and that you should no longer own

Posters are a necessity growing up. You didn't have the disposable income to invest in quality ...

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A fainting pilot and a lawn mowing dog -- 42 secs of entirely unrelated comedy gold

Sweet, sweet YouTube. Oh how you make our abject existence marginally more bearable. Take this ...

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Exuberant pelvic thrust leads to Dirty Dancing fail

Things can get heated in the club. Sometimes all that grinding can spin wildly out of control. ...

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What does your desk say about you?

Your desk. Your "workstation". It's the site of your greatest victories and your worst defeats ...

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11 clear-cut signs you need a man-makeover, and quickly

'Makeover'. That's a scary word. What's scarier than the word 'makeover'? No, not 'vasectomy' -- ...

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Smuggling luggage stickers -- morally questionable, definitely funny

Everyone has a surly uncle who makes oh-so-clever comments like pointing at you and saying "Have you ...

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Drinking from dead animals and failing to tell the time -- another week of Asylum

(Our weekly recap of the best from Asylum) Post of the week -- It's the world's strongest beer -- ...

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Teen swaps old mobile for a Porsche

While his schoolmates were busy poking each other on Facebook, a US student has used the internet to ...

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10 nauseating beer names and the stories behind them

At Asylum, we appreciate cleverness and irony as much as any other website staffed by geeks. ...

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Funniest last words, deathbed witticisms

Steven Wright once said that he wished the first word he spoke was "quote." Then, right before he ...

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30 signs you're not where you should be by now -- a checklist of despair

How's your life going? Not quite where you thought you'd be by now. Nope? Us neither. By now we ...

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'WAKEY WAKEY!' A video guide to the fine art of the wake up prank

Sometimes you get so tired, you just fall asleep. So exhausted from all the efforts of the day, all ...

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