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Angelina vs. Madonna -- who would you rather call mum?
The adoption wars are heating up, with Madonna poised to snatch another child from her old stand-by ...
Is It Still OK to Root for Pirates?
Throughout history, pirates have fascinated the public, and the appeal of these sea-faring rascals ...
Chimp on a Segway vs. stoned cave man
This week, two news stories came across our desks that challenged our understanding of humanity. ...
Three-Way Masterclash -- monkey man vs. shark puncher vs. bear killer
It's been an incredible two weeks in the battle between mother nature and her ultimate petulant ...
Masterclash -- bridge to nowhere vs. Nicolas Cage's hair
There were two items in the media last week that seemed so magical, so beyond the realm of ...
Masterclash -- invisibility vs. jet packs
The future is now. And of all the marvelous inventions of the last decade -- corpse eating robots, ...
Masterclash -- Bodybuilders vs. Crotch Shots
This past week, working out has been on our minds, and when something is on our minds, it is ...
MasterClash: 'Watchmen' vs 'The Spirit'
In case you've been hiding under a rock, geeks of every class, level and alignment have been ...
Masterclash -- Slutty Supergirl vs Biker Barbie
Perhaps you're a pervert in need of companionship. Here at Asylum, we understand. When you're ...
Masterclash -- mop babies vs robot servants
We hate freeloaders, be they babies or robots, which is why we were so enthusiastic about the news ...
Masterclash: Competitive Eaters vs. Pamplona Runners
We love sports at Asylum, and we're also fans of insanity. Anyone who combines the two into one ...
Masterclash: The Jelly Wrestler vs. The Octopus
There are only three things we're afraid of at Asylum: Irate jelly wrestlers, crafty octopi and ...
Masterclash: Zooey vs. Scarlett
At the risk of seeming sentimental, we at Asylum acknowledge we have a lot of crushes, mostly on ...
Masterclash: 75 stoned students versus a black bear
If you're a news reader or recreational drug user, you've probably already heard about the 75 San ...
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