Masterclash
Chimp on a Segway vs. stoned cave man
This week, two news stories came across our desks that challenged our understanding of humanity....
Three-Way Masterclash -- monkey man vs. shark puncher vs. bear killer
It's been an incredible two weeks in the battle between mother nature and her ultimate petulant...
Masterclash -- bridge to nowhere vs. Nicolas Cage's hair
There were two items in the media last week that seemed so magical, so beyond the realm of...
Masterclash -- invisibility vs. jet packs
The future is now. And of all the marvelous inventions of the last decade -- corpse eating robots,...
Masterclash -- Bodybuilders vs. Crotch Shots
This past week, working out has been on our minds, and when something is on our minds, it is...
MasterClash: 'Watchmen' vs 'The Spirit'
In case you've been hiding under a rock, geeks of every class, level and alignment have been wetting...
Masterclash -- Slutty Supergirl vs Biker Barbie
Perhaps you're a pervert in need of companionship. Here at Asylum, we understand. When you're...
Masterclash -- mop babies vs robot servants
We hate freeloaders, be they babies or robots, which is why we were so enthusiastic about the news...
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