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5,000 gold-plated Frank Lampard iPods to be "melted down"

Oh how different it would have been if England had won the World Cup. St George's flags would still ...

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New Harrods owners get their £1.5 million supercars clamped

When you get clamped, it's not funny. Not funny at all. When two supercars belonging to the Qatari ...

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This week's daftest criminals -- vote now!

Dopey gardeners conned into growing cannabis Elderly gardeners in Bulgaria have been conned into ...

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Premier League chief off to court and Stallone considers a Rambo prequel

A peek at the morning's sport and entertainment news. Premier League chief to be taken to court ...

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Cheesy beer boosts sexual performance

Brewers droop. Two words guaranteed to strike fear into the 'hearts' of drinkers everywhere. ...

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'The News Raider' -- meet Paul Yarrow, the man behind the news. Literally.

Never has the pantomime call of "he's behind you" been so appropriate, so often. This is Paul ...

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Hughes takes Fulham hot seat and Alien prequel news

A peek at the morning's sport and entertainment news. Mark Hughes set to be named Fulham boss. ...

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Squirrel meat -- it's what's for dinner

There's two schools of thought when it comes to squirrels. The first sees these back garden bandits ...

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Sports drinks do nothing for most people who exercise

Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals with. The added ingredients in sports drinks ...

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Wedding photographer shot after bride and groom posed with rifles

There are certain wedding photographs you see all the time, like the ones of the happy couple ...

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Keep calm and carry on -- Britain is being invaded by tarantulas

Yes, it rains. Yes, the trains cost an obscene amount of money. Yes, Eamonn Holmes is on every ...

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New NSFW Machete trailer and Maradona given the cold shoulder by Argentine FA

A peek at the morning's sport and entertainment news. The latest red band trailer for Machete ...

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'Stop the clock!' British woman is slowest person to swim the Channel

All hail Jackie Cobell, the first woman to win Asylum's highly acclaimed 'Mantastic' award for brave ...

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Dogs know to be quiet when they pinch food

Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals with. Dogs will try to draw as little attention ...

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The Lingerie Football League -- the only way to make American football watchable

We've tried. Lord knows we've tried. Alas we simply can't get into the NFL. Too much stopping and ...

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