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Burmese python loose on UK housing estate
Police have warned that a giant Burmese python is thought to be on the loose in a Northampton ...
The world's strongest granny, 76, tears books in two, twists metal...
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. At 70-year's old he's one of the toughest OAPs on the planet. Not ...
Cops attempt to taser runaway bull. Fail.
A Bull named Hard Ball lived up to his name when he ran through the car park outside a rodeo, ...
Gorillas may eat monkeys
Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals with. There is new evidence that gorillas ...
Is the UK better than the US? Round two: Food
Here at Asylum we recently worked out one way in which Britain was better than America - namely, our ...
Trampolining -- The ultimate catalyst for a YouTube fail
Everyone has trampolines these days. But it would appear very few people know how to use them. ...
Pub punters going nuts for squirrel pie and mash
Bosses at a pub in York say their squirrel pie and mash has become a surprise hit with customers ...
Chinese grandmother, 101, grows mystery horn on forehead
A 101-year old Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her ...
Man dragged clear of train with seconds to spare
A man who had 'one' too many drinks and fell into the path of an oncoming train was dragged to ...
Fight breaks out during live Italian newscast
There's a time and a place for a fight. Usually it's in a ring, in Las Vegas for a pre-arranged bout ...
Cops called over suspicious noises... Vibrator apprehended
A worried woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat. Cops raced ...
"And the dinner is..." How to make an Oscars statuette out of food
There comes a time in every man's life when he has to make something that isn't food, out of food. ...
Colossal cows and glutinous goldfish... It's the top 10 abnormally large animals!
Animals = ace. It's the first maths we ever learned and the only maths we can remember. In fact, ...
"How's it looking there, Doc?" Five surgeries done when you're wide awake
There is one universal skill the staff up here in Asylum Heights pride ourselves on; the ability to ...
737 landing in fog narrowly misses head of lawnmower man
A man riding a lawnmower along a runway (as you do) had a lucky escape when the wingtip of a ...
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