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UK gets 98% Google Street View coverage -- massive new scope for funnies
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World's oldest whisky goes on sale -- Feeling rich?
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Stress changes who men are attracted to
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Criminal Idiocy -- Central locking and money swallowing
Our weekly look at the less intelligent elements of the criminal underworld. WINNER: Owners trap ...
Alligator wrestlers battle it out in 10-minute man-on-reptile rumbles
Wrestlers in Florida are battling it out in a bizarre contest where they jump into a pool with an ...
Heroic 7-year-old thwarts gunmen by calling 911 from locked bathroom
US Police have released the 911 call of an heroic seven-year-old boy who phoned emergency services ...
CIA spiked French bread with LSD
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Trivial conversations may contribute to depression
Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals with. People who engage in idle chitchat are more ...
Burmese python loose on UK housing estate
Police have warned that a giant Burmese python is thought to be on the loose in a Northampton ...
The world's strongest granny, 76, tears books in two, twists metal...
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. At 70-year's old he's one of the toughest OAPs on the planet. Not ...
Cops attempt to taser runaway bull. Fail.
A Bull named Hard Ball lived up to his name when he ran through the car park outside a rodeo, ...
Gorillas may eat monkeys
Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals with. There is new evidence that gorillas ...
Is the UK better than the US? Round two: Food
Here at Asylum we recently worked out one way in which Britain was better than America - namely, our ...
Trampolining -- The ultimate catalyst for a YouTube fail
Everyone has trampolines these days. But it would appear very few people know how to use them. ...
Pub punters going nuts for squirrel pie and mash
Bosses at a pub in York say their squirrel pie and mash has become a surprise hit with customers ...
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