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A hotel is launching an bizarre adult pay-per-view channel for kinky guests, dedicated to showing... footage from rollercoasters. Yes, you read that correctly. Alton Towers - the same theme park which gave you girls in bras on rollercoasters ... Read more

 

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]]>alton towersAltonTowerschessingtonrollercoasterrollercoaster pornRollercoasterPorntheme parktheme parksThemeParkThemeParksthrill ridesThrillRidesSimon Crisp2010-09-03T07:00:00+00:00This week's daftest criminal -- vote now!!http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/this-weeks-daftest-criminal-vote-now/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/this-weeks-daftest-criminal-vote-now/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/this-weeks-daftest-criminal-vote-now/#comments Filed under: ,


Our weekly poll to find out who's been this week's least intelligent element of the criminal underworld. Not exactly an espresso getaway A suspected bank robber was arrested when he decided to pause his getaway... to stop for a cup of coffee. ... Read more

 

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]]>criminal idiocyCriminalIdiocydumbest criminalsDumbestCriminalsSimon Crisp2010-09-03T06:00:00+00:00The 'Pakistani 3' have been suspended by the ICC and a new still from Sucker Punchhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/the-pakistani-3-have-been-suspended-by-the-icc-and-a-new-still/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/the-pakistani-3-have-been-suspended-by-the-icc-and-a-new-still/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/the-pakistani-3-have-been-suspended-by-the-icc-and-a-new-still/#comments Filed under: ,


A peek at the morning's entertainment and sport news. Those Pakistani players who were caught cheating? Well, they've been suspended by the ICC. (The Guardian) Brand new era for England? Hardly, it's pretty much the same, to be honest. (The ... Read more

 

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]]>cricketdavid beckhamDavidBeckhamenglandfootballpakistaniunbreakableAlastair Plumb2010-09-03T05:00:00+00:00Sleepy driver crashes into store, survives relatively unscathedhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/suv-crashes-into-store-shortly-after-closing/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/suv-crashes-into-store-shortly-after-closing/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/03/suv-crashes-into-store-shortly-after-closing/#comments Filed under: ,


We'd give the driver in this clip 10 points for style, but -100,000 for parking ability. As you can see below, the driver, who had fallen asleep in the wheel, blasts off the highway and into a car park... before ploughing headlong into a general ... Read more

 

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]]>crashAlastair Plumb2010-09-03T04:00:00+00:00Early man ate human brainshttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/early-man-ate-human-brains/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/early-man-ate-human-brains/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/early-man-ate-human-brains/#comments Filed under:


Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals. Human meat -- particularly that of children -- was a regular part of prehistoric man's diet. An analysis of fossilized bones dating back 800,000 years and found at a site in Spain has placed ... Read more

 

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]]>brainbrainsCannibalismCavemanearly manEarlyManNational Research Center on Human EvolutionNationalResearchCenterOnHumanEvolutionPrehistoric manPrehistoricManJeremy Taylor2010-09-02T12:00:00+00:00Hot Facts Girls on topics we care abouthttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/hot-facts-girls-star-wars-video-games/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/hot-facts-girls-star-wars-video-games/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/hot-facts-girls-star-wars-video-games/#comments Filed under: , ,


The only thing better than hot girls is hot girls dropping knowledge about stuff we care about -- such as video games, comics and Star Wars, you know, the stuff you wrote your dissertation on. Lucky for us that's where Hot Facts Girls comes in. ... Read more

 

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]]>geek girlsGeekGirlshot facts girlsHotFactsGirlsstar warsStarWarstriviavideo gamesVideoGamesyoutubeJustin Massoud2010-09-02T11:00:00+00:00Fancy tickling a bear? Because now's your chance...http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/fancy-tickling-a-bear-because-nows-your-chance/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/fancy-tickling-a-bear-because-nows-your-chance/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/fancy-tickling-a-bear-because-nows-your-chance/#comments Filed under:


Following in the giant, scaly footprints of the infamous subservient chicken (which if you haven't seen it recently is still well worth another visit) comes a new commandable advert. Out with the chicken... in with the bear. Which, we can all agree, ... Read more

 

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]]>bearcommand a bearCommandABearsubservient chickenSubservientChickentipp-exAlastair Plumb2010-09-02T10:00:00+00:00The world's biggest sporting rivalries deciphered using mathshttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/the-worlds-biggest-sporting-rivalries-deciphered-using-maths/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/the-worlds-biggest-sporting-rivalries-deciphered-using-maths/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/the-worlds-biggest-sporting-rivalries-deciphered-using-maths/#comments Filed under: ,


What makes sport so awesome? It's sure as hell not the kits anymore. So what is it? Is it the beauty of the games themselves? Is there really, as Arsene Wenger would have it, art in the ability to play football, really really well? Perhaps. But ... Read more

 

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]]>Oliver Jones2010-09-02T09:00:00+00:00Man recreates ex-girlfriend as luxury 'realistic' sex dollhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/man-recreates-ex-girlfriend-as-and-163-15000-realistic-sex-doll/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/man-recreates-ex-girlfriend-as-and-163-15000-realistic-sex-doll/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/man-recreates-ex-girlfriend-as-and-163-15000-realistic-sex-doll/#comments Filed under: , ,


We've all been there, you've been dumped by a girlfriend and can't stop thinking about her. Maybe you dig out a few old photos, or even spy on her and check she's okay via Facebook. However, it's important not to cross a certain moral line after a ... Read more

 

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]]>blow up dollBlowUpDollex-girlfriendrealisticsex dollSexDollSimon Crisp2010-09-02T08:00:00+00:00Sports car breaks suicide jumper's fallhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/sports-car-breaks-suicide-jumpers-fall/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/sports-car-breaks-suicide-jumpers-fall/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/sports-car-breaks-suicide-jumpers-fall/#comments Filed under:


Ah, New York, New York, New York... In a city with so many skyscrapers, we can understand the allure of jumping off the top of one to end it all. It's faster than pills and cheaper than buying a gun. Unless you happen to land on somebody's parked ... Read more

 

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]]>crashFAILnycsports carsports car landingSportsCarSportsCarLandingsuicidesuicide attemptTodd MagillEmerald Catron2010-09-02T07:00:00+00:00Cassetteboy vs Dragons' Den and Cassetteboy's greatest remixeshttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/cassetteboy-vs-dragons-den-and-cassetteboys-greatest-hits/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/cassetteboy-vs-dragons-den-and-cassetteboys-greatest-hits/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/cassetteboy-vs-dragons-den-and-cassetteboys-greatest-hits/#comments Filed under: , ,


Casetteboy is a genius. We already knew that, but his latest remix incarnation sees the remixer extraordinaire lay waste to the Dragons' Den moguls. Casetteboy, the brainchild of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin from Brixton, South London, who has ... Read more

 

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]]>cassette boy vs the one showcassetteboycassetteboy vs dragons deanCassetteboyVsDragonsDeanCassetteBoyVsTheOneShowmash-upsmashupRemixedvideo mash-upVideoMash-upOliver Jones2010-09-02T06:00:00+00:00Rio Ferdinand returns, as does Back To The Future. But don't get too excited...http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/rio-ferdinand-returns-as-does-back-to-the-future-but-dont-get/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/rio-ferdinand-returns-as-does-back-to-the-future-but-dont-get/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/rio-ferdinand-returns-as-does-back-to-the-future-but-dont-get/#comments Filed under: ,


A peek at the morning's entertainment and sport news. Rio Ferdinand... returns! For the Manchester United reserves, that is. (The Guardian) Rooney as lone striker? As long as Emile Heskey isn't around, we're cool with that. (The Telegraph) ... Read more

 

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]]>Alastair Plumb2010-09-02T05:00:00+00:00Disabled? Like hell. It's the world's first double backflip on a wheelchairhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/sit-back-and-stare-its-the-worlds-first-double-backflip-on/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/sit-back-and-stare-its-the-worlds-first-double-backflip-on/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/02/sit-back-and-stare-its-the-worlds-first-double-backflip-on/#comments Filed under: ,


How good are you on a wheelchair? You can probably go forwards and backwards, maybe a spin. How about pulling off a backflip in one? No, wait, two backflips? Aaron "Wheelz" Fotheringham has. And he's only 18. And he's a paraplegic. Yep, he's a ... Read more

 

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]]>skateparkstuntstrickswheelchairwheelchair backflipwheelchair stuntsWheelchairBackflipWheelchairStuntsAlastair Plumb2010-09-02T04:00:00+00:00Hot, fresh links served when feel like ithttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/hot-fresh-links-served-when-feel-like-it/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/hot-fresh-links-served-when-feel-like-it/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/hot-fresh-links-served-when-feel-like-it/#comments Filed under:


Try not to panic... This is Danica and she is absolutely perfect. (FHM) This is Jodie Gasson. She's preeminently sexy. (Zoo) Venture Bros series 4. Out soon. Watch now. Yey! (Adult Swim) This is Jordan Carver. Yeah, we know. Incredible. (The ... Read more

 

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]]>Oliver Jones2010-09-01T13:00:00+00:0064 per cent of young women would release a sex tape to get aheadhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/candobetter-women-release-sex-tape-for-career-grades/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/candobetter-women-release-sex-tape-for-career-grades/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/candobetter-women-release-sex-tape-for-career-grades/#comments Filed under: , ,


Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub-going pals. According to a survey of Generation Y users of the dating website Can Do Better, 64 per cent of women would release a sex tape if it would help advance their careers. The survey found that 45 ... Read more

 

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]]>Candobetter.comcareerKardashiankim kardashianKimKardashiansex tapesex tapesSexTapeSexTapesJeremy Taylor2010-09-01T12:00:00+00:00'The Button-Down Shirt Bandit' and other lame criminal nicknameshttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/the-button-down-shirt-bandit-and-other-lame-criminal-nicknames/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/the-button-down-shirt-bandit-and-other-lame-criminal-nicknames/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/the-button-down-shirt-bandit-and-other-lame-criminal-nicknames/#comments Filed under: , ,


Society has pushed you too far and you have turned to a life of crime. You want a cool bad-guy name like "Shadow Nightmare" or "The Spine Chipper." The only problem is you don't choose your dastardly moniker ... the media does. And you better hope ... Read more

 

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]]>Andy Green2010-09-01T11:00:00+00:00Venture Bros season 4 is heading our way -- exclusive sneak peak anyone?http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/venture-bros/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/venture-bros/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/venture-bros/#comments Filed under: ,


We're monstrously big fans of Adult Swim -- don't tell them that though, we don't want them to get all big-headed about it. How could you not love the people that gave us Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law and Metalocalypse? How we ... Read more

 

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]]>Adult SwimAdultSwimexclusiveexclusive clipExclusiveClipVenture BrosVenture BrothersVentureBrosVentureBrothersOliver Jones2010-09-01T10:00:00+00:00Silly-Season Report Card -- just how weird was this summer's non-news?http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/silly-season-report-card-just-how-weird-was-this-summers-non/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/silly-season-report-card-just-how-weird-was-this-summers-non/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/silly-season-report-card-just-how-weird-was-this-summers-non/#comments Filed under: ,


Silly season is Asylum's favourite time of year. After enduring months of ridicule for our love of weird news and dubious headlines, suddenly parliament leaves on recess in late July and every paper in the country begins running the strange and ... Read more

 

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]]>cat bin womanCatBinWomanoddest storiesOddestStoriessilly seasonSillySeasonstrangest headlinesStrangestHeadlinesweird newsweirdest storiesWeirdestStoriesWeirdNewsMichael Rundle2010-09-01T09:00:00+00:00Woman's body found in lover's chimneyhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/womans-body-discovered-in-lovers-chimney-after-attempting-to-s/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/womans-body-discovered-in-lovers-chimney-after-attempting-to-s/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/womans-body-discovered-in-lovers-chimney-after-attempting-to-s/#comments Filed under: ,


The body of a 49-year-old doctor, Jacquelyn Kotarac, from Bakersfield, California, has been found stuck down the chimney flue of her lover's house by housesitters staying in her 'on-again, off-again' boyfriend's home. Refused entrance into his ... Read more

 

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]]>bizarre deathBizarreDeathchimneydarwin awardsDarwinAwardsAlastair Plumb2010-09-01T08:00:00+00:00Man sparks fiery explosion... trying to kill a spider in his bathroomhttp://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/man-sparks-explosion-trying-to-kill-a-spider/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/man-sparks-explosion-trying-to-kill-a-spider/http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/09/01/man-sparks-explosion-trying-to-kill-a-spider/#comments Filed under:


Getting rid of spiders for a scared girlfriend or wife is a duty men are often called upon to perform, but it doesn't always go to plan with us being branded a hero... just ask Chris Welding. The would-be chivalrous IT engineer had been quick to ... Read more

 

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